New people or things on NOTICE!!!!
Iowa City - Iowa city you have now become one of the most loatsome cities in these grand United States. Iowa City you may be asking yourself why you are on notice an on notice list that includes the like of Jason Marquis, Nick Punto, Jew for Jesus and of course Billy Corgan? Well Iowa City good question to ask. Iowa City you are the place where Jim James got hurt. Yes the same Jim James that sings for the band My Morning Jacket. Now you may ask why this is important to me. Well lets see because of you Iowa City (No not really) Jim James and My Morning Jacket have had to cancel their Barack Obama benefit concert here in the great city of Chicago. Hear that Iowa City the great city of Chicago. Oh wait My Morning Jacket have also had to cancel their shows in Chicago, one of which I was going to. You know what Iowa City, fuck you!!!!!
Also on Notice
Jim James - Way to fall and vust your head. Seriously thank you because I didn't want to go to your concert.
My Morning Jacket- Who the fuck plays in Iowa City. What the hell is an Iowa City anyway.
Darkness and Sub Woofers - Thank you for helping cause Jim James' fall in Iowa City.
Sliding down my on notice
Billy Corgan - Way to schedule four shows in Chicago but that doesn't mean you are not an asshole that roles around in white powder before your shows. So in case you were wondering yes you are still ON NOTICE!! Just a few pegs lower.
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Good Bye Sony Headphones.
It was a tragic day in Juan's bedroom today. At approximately 1:30 am Sony headphones were found slain. No culprit has been found or motive for these horrid criminal act.
When reached for comment Juan Carlos Olivares had this to say, "That was probably my seventh pair of those headphones in the past 5 years. I am going to miss those headphones or as I liked to call them Seven. I don't know who committed this atrocious crime but when I find out who did they will pay, approximately 19.99 plus tax."
Sony headphones are survived by a Sony Sync cd player. No dates have been set for the funeral proceeding considering an autopsy is still being done on the headphones.
Sony Headphones February 2007- October 2008 RIP
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