It was a tragic day in Juan's bedroom today. At approximately 1:30 am Sony headphones were found slain. No culprit has been found or motive for these horrid criminal act.
When reached for comment Juan Carlos Olivares had this to say, "That was probably my seventh pair of those headphones in the past 5 years. I am going to miss those headphones or as I liked to call them Seven. I don't know who committed this atrocious crime but when I find out who did they will pay, approximately 19.99 plus tax."
Sony headphones are survived by a Sony Sync cd player. No dates have been set for the funeral proceeding considering an autopsy is still being done on the headphones.
Sony Headphones February 2007- October 2008 RIP
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